Hold me closer Tony Danza

I was driving home from work last night singing to the radio, and misheard a simple lyric. It made me smirk. So I thought I would post some lyrics I have frequently misheard. There are many more, but I can't think of them right now. The first one is an entry by my little friend Sophie.

Actual lyric: Save big money at Mendard’s
What Sophie heard: There’s a big bunny in the yard

Actual lyric: Whenever I’m alone with you,
You make me feel like I am free again.
What I heard on my way home from work: Whenever I’m alone with you,
You make me feel like I am three again. (The Cure)

Actual lyric: Searching for my shaker of salt
What I still sing outloud: Searching for my long lost chickersaw (Jimmy Buffet)

Also by Jimmy Buffet: Stepped on a pop top
What I thought it was: Stepped on a tart pop

Actual lyric: Another Saturday night
And I ain't got nobody.
I've got some money
'Cause I just got paid.
What I like better: Another Saturday night
And I ain't got nobody.
I've got some money
'Cause I just got laid. (Cat Stevens)